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the aristocrat
[ about Him ]
* name gary
* age 18
* dob 21sept1987
* dateofdeath soon
Bitched on the Sunday, October 08, 2006.
Hello Everybody, Life as we known is, is going to change back to its original way. As Gary, is back. So lets have everybody welcome him. hahhahahahaha. well, if that wasnt funny, im sorry cos im still trying to cope with my past lameness. Well, for the past few weeks, i havent really been myself, its not even havent really.. its i wasnt even myself.. i guess i was Blinded by love, well i guess theres a cure for This blindness.. and no its not lasik. The cure for this is to Wake up, Open my eyes to a wider world.. Literally. and simply listen to advices. i mean i know.. i was stubborn for the last 19 years.. and im really sorry to those who always tried to give me advices but i just kept blocking them.haha. well, these few weeks, ive really scared myself.. i've done so much to try to impress. but i failed to do one thing.. thats to impress myself by impressing others for being myself.. i'm simply trying too hard. i know. im scaring everyone around me. and myself too. Well, from now onwards.. too bad people. im going to have to impress myself first before impressing any of you losers. hah.
The old gary, always so cheerful, confident, fun, never so emo, never feared a challenge, Saved the world from brain suckin aliens, Turn micheal jackson black again, Stopped the world from having a world war 3, Was named Hero of Manchuria, Duke of Somewhere, and bane of Something. He was loved by millions, and billions. but the gary for the past few weeks was always so down, so emo, so not himself, He was known as the Saddest boy who sang the saddest song. well ok enough of these lameness. Well, Hes now struggling to get back to his old ways. hes almost there. just alil bit more. hah. and Walah! hes there!. hahahaha. hmm.
The "past" week gary.. was hated by millions, he was a really really sad person, it was pathetic that he was like that. And now, We stand together to say our last goodbyes to him. Let us all ... uh... something ... a moment of silence.. (crickets crickling.........)
One Moment later, Well, Now that we've put the past gary aside, Lets celebrate this joyous occation. Gary shall now Say something lame from his lame book of lameness which is found in his backpocket of his pants. uh ok whatever. Well, Im really sorry for all the trouble that i've caused, all the trauma, all the dilemma, all the hatered, all the emotions flying around, all the ... everything. I know i know. Enough of Effing Sorries already. And from now on, Dont expect me to be like last time. Im gonna be ruder than ever. Rowdier than ever, Playfulier than ever, Irritating as ever, Childish as ever but still keeping that Pinch of Maturity. Hahahaha, damn contradicting i know.
welly welly welly, Im off. this is the freakin one of the longest entries in such a long time and you guys should be happy cos u get to read something so sacred from the Person himself, GARY. apart from the usual 2 liners.. This time theres... **** number of lines.. (count for yourselves) hah. cheerios!
