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the aristocrat
[ about Him ]
* name gary
* age 18
* dob 21sept1987
* dateofdeath soon
Bitched on the Tuesday, May 23, 2006.
man. tmr my parents are flyin off to Taiwan. that hunka junk chink place. man. i guess i'll miss them. just wanna wish them a safe and enjoyable trip.. im so darn worried. lol damn~ but i guess they'd be fine~ afterall.. my sister's been there a handful of times. and my parents have always been roaming the world. lol.
its 1.52am right now~ im tired~ but i dont wanna sleep. lol so much tuition homework to do.. yet i aint doing it. hah. its been quite sometime since i last Posted a uber long entry. so ima try do it today. hmm. what a hectic few weeks it has been. Mid years exams, slacking, and enjoying. lol GOD HOW DO PEOPLE ACTUALLY TYPE SO LONG ENTRIES?!. hmm anyway. WOOOO! i passed all my 5 subjects! and for L1R4. i got 26 points! for Midyears la... Lol =x woooot(Learnt from the one, the only, Mr potato head) WOOT WOOT WOOT! WTH DOES HE THINK HE IS?! AN OWL?! man. owing me money for so uber long and not returning it to me. EVEN If he saved 50Cents a day. He could have paid up by then. woah 50Cents~ sounds so. Manly, Buffed, Able to take 6 bullet shots.. LOL alright. aint the time to side track. anyways...... man i seriously cant think of what to talk about.. im currently listenin to Train - Drops of Jupiter..well. next song is... uhh..Bon jovi - Livin on a prayer. weird title. how can anyone be livin on a prayer when it aint a kinda shelter whatsoever. =x man im feelin lame..
gahhh gettin gastric aches. my tummy is rumbling~ like Royal rumble....................... my hair is short like short circuit............. my hair is dropping like bird droppings..... my legs are shaking like macdonald shaker fries...... im singing like singing in the rain.... im chatting like a chatterbox.... im rotting with flies all over me and maggots struggling to Break free from my decomposing body..... Im burping like a Bird , farting like a frog and blinking like the Rear blinker of my bike... im scratching like a scratching board... listening to music like a Geek playing computer games.. alright enough of all these irrelavant useless nothings. im just simply trying to make my entry look longer. Greater than the great wall of china. Broader than Boarders. Longer than a long bean. im actually laughin at all these things im typing. rofl! sorry. im a very self entertained person. i guess i can live without anyone entertaining me. cos i laugh at my own jokes and i find myself funny. and sometimes u see me laughin to my own jokes while people are staring at me. round round get around~ i get around~ woooo beach boys~ i wish i was one~ then i could beach all day, watchin the ocean go back and forth. forth and back. then back and forth again. just like wind shield whiper of my dad's car.
my dad's car, is so far~ yet i can reach a bar~ without his car~. i wanna slack, not in the sun cos i'll turn black, and then i'll become ballack. That soccer player from germany, whom is known by many, but not by fanny nor manny or even danny. i want Gold~ then i'd look bold~ rather than hair like a bowl, without a mole, even with a mold, we cant make gold.
?!?!?! WHAT HAS GOTTEN INTO ME?! omg derob ylpmis m'i sseug
gah. im so bored im gonna add on more. man. I so wannabe a hunk. so i can look like a punk, like pank sai.~ im bored~ like a ford , in a fort, this is lame~ without caring for fame~ then i can be a dame. with the help of changing sex, i can look like max, a gay who looks likes Dex. man this aint funny no more. i've lost it. NOoooooooooooooooo~ Noooooooooooooooooooooooooo~ i love adam khoo~ who looks like mr foo, who cant be a fool~ then he'll use a tool, and stick it up his stool, without any goo. and we can go boo too. Gary gary bo bary~ banana fana fo fary~ fi fai mo mary~ Gary!~ im listening to Queen- Bohemian rhapsody, Scaramouche,scaramouche will you do the fandango- Thunderbolt and lightning very very frightning ME! YIKES!. Galileo,galileo, Galileo galileo Galileo figaro-magnifico~ and i'd feel Magnificanto! then i can be Like David Copperfield, running naked on a field~ without much yield from my Krill field. now listening to ~ Everlasting love... Sounds so Everlasting.. but its only 3 mins 22 seconds. burpppppppppppppppppppppppppp. man i think im off to bed~ cheeeeeeeeeeeeerious!
