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the aristocrat
[ about Him ]
* name gary
* age 18
* dob 21sept1987
* dateofdeath soon
Bitched on the Friday, May 26, 2006.
what a day. woke up as usual. brushed teeth as usual, turned on the comp as usual, rot as usual, went to wild wild wet... unusual..... well. it was fun... at first. till the weather turned BAaaaaaad [Because It's Bad, It's Bad - Come On (Bad Bad - Weather, Really Bad) You Know It's Bad, It's Bad - You Know It (Bad Bad - Weather, Really Bad) You Know It's Bad, It's Bad - Come On, You Know (Bad Bad - Weather, Really Bad) And The Whole World Has To Answer Right Now Just To Tell You Once Again, Who's Bad...the weather...] well. after that, we went to luke's bro house for a swim. hahaha. man how relaxin lookin at the clouds. I love the clouds.(MAYB. Dont copy me. pfft) they transform into different shapes and forms like Transformers. hmm well swim swim swim swam swam swam swan swan swan goose goose goose geese geese... then we went up to luke's bro's place for a movie. KILL BILL. hurhur. but i wonder why is it called "kill bill" when she didnt manage to KILL BILL. well. didnt even manage to get to SEE BILL. lol. Woah What a gorey show. its more gorey than World War 2. or world war 1. damn is the director as sick as Hitler.. Heads flying everywhere, limbs being tossed like salad. its like. the part where Uma Thurma had to fight like 100 over "Yakuzas" DANG its as if they were in this HUGE blender.. Limbs flying everywhere, blood was everywhere. Lol. MAN THE HONGKONG ACTOR IS LAME LA. anyway. hah nice movie~ but the nicer part was yet to come... Luke's sis inlaw took out this packet of chocolate.. couldnt see it cos we were in the dark.. then when i ate it.. there was this bittersweet feeling(nostalgic.. dont wanna use it. cos later people say my vocab's limited) of the past.. OMG it WAS REEESES PEANUT BUTTERCUPS. HOLY NUTS. my Fav chocolate of all time la~ the taste of chocolate and peanut butter mixing in your mouth, is just Heavenly.. hahahahahahahahaha. so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so yummy! sadly.. its only found in america...mmm all the good shits are in america.. and i miss it all(see how i got my size?) Hah. Anyway. went back after the movie.. suposta go eat.~ till TWO Unknown people got fickle minded. and couldnt decide whether to eat or not to eat! (You 2 know who u are.. there were only 3 of us..) Lol =x SO POOR ME HAD TO COME HOME AND EAT COLD "MADE HOT" NASI LEMAK. lol. man. im bored. time to go game. Cheeeeeeeerios!
Woah, just read through all my past entries, gives me a sense of nostalgia. but hah. makes me feel dumb and pathetic too.i fell head over heels for a girl. and got hurt soo badly. lol what a typical love story. except maybe its usually the girl thats get hurt. lol well. thats why im epicene.=D well.. its 12.30am and i aint sleeping. and i have school tomorrow. gah. thou im tired. i guess i'll use my last ounce of "Awakeness" to type this entry. hah. i dont feel like deleting my past entries. but im afraid that it might just somehow be in the way sooner or later.. hah. please enlighten me on what to do~. i seriously cant wait till my O lvls are over... then i guess i'll look for a job~ and save up for my long awaited bike~ hahahahah! =D i cant wait. well.. for the past 6 years of my life.. i've always been saying. im gonna find myself a job after the exams.. im gonna find myself a job during the holidays... Lol.. till now.. i've never seriously had a job before.... other then going door to door giving out fliers.. Lol. but now.. all i wanna do is to concentrate hard on my O lvls so that i dont needa worry during the holidays and can enjoy... Which is prolly the last thing im doing right now.. concentrating on my studies.. i've always been pondering what im gonna be in the future.. whether i'm gonna earn big bucks ,lead a normal and carefree life like i am now, or work my ass off so hard that my ass has muscles but yet get the amount of pay a beggar in america gets. im so materialistic. i want so much.. yet i aint working hard. dang do i want my family to enjoy. and not worry bout money problems. i wanna be able to support my parents and aunty too. since they've worked so hard to get my to this stage of my life.. i wanna work harder to be able to let them enjoy their golden age... if thats the right word to use... lol golden age.. man.. im stressing out so much. that i dont know why.. dropping hair, eczema pimples growin... man.. just busted my shin just now. lol aint big. but dang.. its bulging!like a bulge in the pants..its erecting! well.. erected. gah i guess im off to bed. i aint got anyidea what to talk about no more.. my life is always so boring. hahahaha. alrighty. Cheeeeeeerios!
man. tmr my parents are flyin off to Taiwan. that hunka junk chink place. man. i guess i'll miss them. just wanna wish them a safe and enjoyable trip.. im so darn worried. lol damn~ but i guess they'd be fine~ afterall.. my sister's been there a handful of times. and my parents have always been roaming the world. lol.
its 1.52am right now~ im tired~ but i dont wanna sleep. lol so much tuition homework to do.. yet i aint doing it. hah. its been quite sometime since i last Posted a uber long entry. so ima try do it today. hmm. what a hectic few weeks it has been. Mid years exams, slacking, and enjoying. lol GOD HOW DO PEOPLE ACTUALLY TYPE SO LONG ENTRIES?!. hmm anyway. WOOOO! i passed all my 5 subjects! and for L1R4. i got 26 points! for Midyears la... Lol =x woooot(Learnt from the one, the only, Mr potato head) WOOT WOOT WOOT! WTH DOES HE THINK HE IS?! AN OWL?! man. owing me money for so uber long and not returning it to me. EVEN If he saved 50Cents a day. He could have paid up by then. woah 50Cents~ sounds so. Manly, Buffed, Able to take 6 bullet shots.. LOL alright. aint the time to side track. anyways...... man i seriously cant think of what to talk about.. im currently listenin to Train - Drops of Jupiter..well. next song is... uhh..Bon jovi - Livin on a prayer. weird title. how can anyone be livin on a prayer when it aint a kinda shelter whatsoever. =x man im feelin lame..
gahhh gettin gastric aches. my tummy is rumbling~ like Royal rumble....................... my hair is short like short circuit............. my hair is dropping like bird droppings..... my legs are shaking like macdonald shaker fries...... im singing like singing in the rain.... im chatting like a chatterbox.... im rotting with flies all over me and maggots struggling to Break free from my decomposing body..... Im burping like a Bird , farting like a frog and blinking like the Rear blinker of my bike... im scratching like a scratching board... listening to music like a Geek playing computer games.. alright enough of all these irrelavant useless nothings. im just simply trying to make my entry look longer. Greater than the great wall of china. Broader than Boarders. Longer than a long bean. im actually laughin at all these things im typing. rofl! sorry. im a very self entertained person. i guess i can live without anyone entertaining me. cos i laugh at my own jokes and i find myself funny. and sometimes u see me laughin to my own jokes while people are staring at me. round round get around~ i get around~ woooo beach boys~ i wish i was one~ then i could beach all day, watchin the ocean go back and forth. forth and back. then back and forth again. just like wind shield whiper of my dad's car.
my dad's car, is so far~ yet i can reach a bar~ without his car~. i wanna slack, not in the sun cos i'll turn black, and then i'll become ballack. That soccer player from germany, whom is known by many, but not by fanny nor manny or even danny. i want Gold~ then i'd look bold~ rather than hair like a bowl, without a mole, even with a mold, we cant make gold.
?!?!?! WHAT HAS GOTTEN INTO ME?! omg derob ylpmis m'i sseug
gah. im so bored im gonna add on more. man. I so wannabe a hunk. so i can look like a punk, like pank sai.~ im bored~ like a ford , in a fort, this is lame~ without caring for fame~ then i can be a dame. with the help of changing sex, i can look like max, a gay who looks likes Dex. man this aint funny no more. i've lost it. NOoooooooooooooooo~ Noooooooooooooooooooooooooo~ i love adam khoo~ who looks like mr foo, who cant be a fool~ then he'll use a tool, and stick it up his stool, without any goo. and we can go boo too. Gary gary bo bary~ banana fana fo fary~ fi fai mo mary~ Gary!~ im listening to Queen- Bohemian rhapsody, Scaramouche,scaramouche will you do the fandango- Thunderbolt and lightning very very frightning ME! YIKES!. Galileo,galileo, Galileo galileo Galileo figaro-magnifico~ and i'd feel Magnificanto! then i can be Like David Copperfield, running naked on a field~ without much yield from my Krill field. now listening to ~ Everlasting love... Sounds so Everlasting.. but its only 3 mins 22 seconds. burpppppppppppppppppppppppppp. man i think im off to bed~ cheeeeeeeeeeeeerious!
woahhhh....... As one of the organiser of the Chalet, i would like to declare the Chalet... well.... uh not so successful, but still successful chalet. well Luke, Faiz and me took like 1 hour to decorate the whole room... well it wasnt the BEST... but still? "Its the thoughts that count" hahahahahahah... anyway. man got real drunk.... lol was concious.. but i just wanted to have fun... so i just went wild. rofl.. anyway. hopefully theres gonna be another chalet... so we can do it one more time~ Lol. cheers.
Mannnnnnn.. mid years... lol english.. i got 63% overall.. 34/60 paper 1.. and 35.5/50 for paper 2.. math....man! i got 49% overall.. thou i suposta get 50% cos i got 31/80 for paper 1.. and 59/100 for paper 2.. add em up together and divide.. its 50%!!!! but they "Kay Kiang" they added 50% from paper1 and from paper 2.... GAH Science... physics i got 31/65.. for the paper and god knows what for practical, chem i got 37.5/65 for the paper and 11/15 for practical.. and the mcq for both papers i got 25/40. WOo. FINALLY I PASSED MY SCIENCE!. 56% but thats without my physics practical.. Humans.... i got 32/50 for my social.. and 23/50 for my geog. Damn first time ever... failed geog.. hmm got 55% overall.. DNT...rofl aint got much to say.. 26/100. man. overall. i wasnt too disappointed. cos i didnt study.. =X WOO i topped lotsa subjects! =x
Man. whats with the aunties of pasir ris and their attitude?! was on the bus. then i moved into the standing area.. standing infront of this fugly aunty who looked. bout 35? or 40.. no idea. but damn does she look fugly. hmm anyway. i thought i saw her trying to move out from behind me. so i moved forward. but she didnt go. so i moved back into the spot.. then when i slowly moved back. she pushed me on the back.. without saying sorry or excuse me. What the fuck was that? so my first reaction was. What the?! then i asked her. what was that for? you didnt have to push me you know. guess whats her answer... It was the Impact. in a very stucked up manner. Pfft. go get a dog stucked up urself la bitch. pfft. one day u're gonna get "Pushed" by a car and the driver's gonna say sorry i didnt Bang her~ it was the "IMPACT". fuckin bitch. go screw urself. now if u wanted to touch me you could have just told me. thou we all know what the answer is gonna be... obviously no.
why is today called labour day? when its a day off? shouldnt we be working and all since its LABOUR day? meh. im just bored. and dead tired. doin my bloody D&T right now. taking like FOREVER to finish it la. sadly. freakin 1 page is already takin me 2 hours. how to finish!? omg..
