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the aristocrat
[ about Him ]
* name gary
* age 18
* dob 21sept1987
* dateofdeath soon
Bitched on the Wednesday, February 15, 2006.
School.. hahah so boring. stupid Firedrill. WASTED MY WHOLE DAY IN SCHOOL STANDING IN THE BLOODY HOT SUN LA. oh. had PE before that.. WOOHOO! i can throw a JAVELIN SO FAR! and WITH THE TIP HITTING THE GROUND FIRST. ahahaha!!! and its my first time.. =x hurhur! just.. wrong technique. lol. well. can be corrected. hmm. then after pe.. we went to recess. rofl.. wasnt allowed to buy anything.. cos they told us the fire alarm was going to ring soon.. so RINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG... we all rushhhed to the back of the D&T block... wahahaha! we were supposta sit in the sun.. but we switched the class sign. with 5N1.. so we moved our class to the shade.and them in the sun. EVIL! hahahah =x then.. lol. sat down there for like an hour..lol. we caused this lil sec 3 photographer dude to get scolding by the Senior teacher. Ms Ng. Hahaha.. we asked em to take group photos of us.. then the teacher came over.. and said. BOY! YOU ARE NOT SUPPOSE TO TAKE PHOTOS OF PEOPLE POSING LIKE THAT IN A FIRE DRILL. YOU ARE SUPPOSE TO TAKE THEM SITTING IN TWOS. then she moved us into lines of twos.. NOW TAKE PHOTO!. ROFL he couldnt be bothered. he walked off. LOL! then after sitting there for 1 hr.. we went to the quadrangle.. to wait in the hot sun.. for duno how long.. then had a 15 mins recess.. lol.. WAHAHA ENGLISH LESSON WAS fun la. 4 periods.. 2 hrs.. We spent 3 periods. GOSSIPING about teachers and the principal. wahah. then we were doing this proposal thing.. so we said.. CHER. i think i know why our sch facilities so shitty.. THE PRINCIPAL TOOK THE MONEY GO UPGRADE HIS CAR! CHANGE FROM SO OLD CAR TO SO NEW CAR. CHANGE THE BRAKES CHANGE EVERYTHING! wahahahahah x= then our teacher Mdm Norliza said she wants to change sch after we grad.. So yiling said. WHY CHER. cannot stand the principal ah?!.. then Mdm Norliza said. WOI YILING! not so loud la.. LOL =x wahahahaha! damn happenening lar the gossip session.
WAH.. today.. horrible day.. SO MANY INJURIES ... firstly in school.. FOR NO REASON. Yiling took this green tea bottle.. and aimed it at my BALLS. using the corner to hit.. WHAM! first hit.. hit a lil.. but didnt really hurt much.. second hit.. totally off.. 3rd time.. when i was talkin to someone.. suddenly.. WHAMMMM. FUCK LAR. HIT DIRECTLY.. i fuckin yelled.. and slowly went down onto the ground.. FUCK MAN. i couldnt WALK NOR STAND PROPERLY for like 15 mins... Gah.. then she kept saying. Pain pain? DUH?! my god..
Secondly.. went riding with luke.. Lol.. we went to this kopi tiam to slack awhile.. then cos i hooked my house key to my pants.. it has this chinese things.. so i held it up and showed it to luke.."luke see got this.. sure wont fall down 1.. sure heng heng 1.." ROFL.. then after awhile.. we cycled to pasir park.. tried manualling.. a move where u cycle.. and lift up ur front wheel.. keeping it there.. rofl.. so i tried.. Woo. first few times.. almost got it.. lol... finally i got it.! i was like. WOOHOO!.. I WAS DOING IT ! then i pulled up too high.. i pressed on the rear brakes.. leaning forward... so instead of having done a Massively huge manual, i did a massively huge...... fall;face plant..... WHAM! i flew forward... landing on my right arm, and my right cheek. rofl.. holy shit.. SO MANY PEOPLE WERE LOOKIN LA. EGO BRUISED.
Alright. Sum up my injuries for today.. -Scraped shoulder -Scraped elbow -Bruised cheek -Blood Clotted inner thigh and finally.. -INJURED RIGHT BALL.
