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the aristocrat
[ about Him ]
* name gary
* age 18
* dob 21sept1987
* dateofdeath soon
Bitched on the Wednesday, December 28, 2005.
MORE quizzes!. so fun so fun so fun. HAHAHA
1.) When showering, do you start the water and then get in or get in and start the water? Start the water and get in.
2.) Do you read the labels on your shampoo bottle? - Duh.. to check what brand it is?
3.) Do you moan in the shower like the people on the herbal escense commercial? - No.... i wished my shampoos could turn me on like that.
4.) Have you ever been forced to shower with one of your siblings? - uh when i was a baby? I dont know.. cant remember anything.. so meh. who cares
6.) Have you ever brushed your teeth in the shower? - Everyday before school! I know.. im lazy..
7.) Have you ever dropped your soap on your foot? - i think i did. hah
8.) How old do you look? - i dont know.. people always think im working..
9.) How old do you act? - well. it depends on the situation. I slack like a 60 yr old man.. and i play around like a 5 yr old..
10.) What's the last song you sang?: - I forgot.. i think Home Sweet Home by Motley Crue.
11.) Have you recently become a member of anything? - Cafe Cartel? its like 3 months back..
12.) What are your plans for the future?: - To be able to throw my O level cert in the faces of the people who looked down on me! HAH
13.) Do you like pencils ?: - YES. i love pencils!.
14.) Have you ever ridden a mechanical bull?: - No. do i look like cowboy? :x.
15.) Do you ever intentionally vomit after eating?: - naw..
16.) If you were working on a pirate ship, what would you most likey be?: - The most "Slackish" Crew member.
17.) Have you ever called anyone a sl-ut?: - Yep yep yep..
19). Have you ever smuggled something into America? - Doubt so. i cant remember what i brought there..
20). Does playing the guitar make a girl/guy more attractive? - mmm~ well. not really.. its just a plus point.
21). Do you live in a city with a good sports team?: - I doubt theres even a sports team in my town..
22). Have you ever finished off the popcorn? - Yaww.... Yaaaaaaa.....
23). How many people do you think would come to your funeral? - Uh even if there are many people who would be attending.. WHO THE FUCK COUNTS THE AMOUNT OF PEOPLE AT A FUNERAL?!
24). How many of them would come just to make sure you're dead? - HAHAHA. PROLLY ALL OF THEM.
25). Do you have more enemies or more friends?: - I think ITS EQUAL.
26.) Have you ever sent an anonymous letter?: - Naww....
27.) Can you fix your own car?: - IDunno. BUT I CAN FIX MY BIKE! :D
28.) Have you ever turned someone down for a date?: - Uh..
29.) Are you smarter than your friends?: - Its highly doubtful. BUT IM SURE SMART THEN ALOT OF OTHER PEOPLE! HAH. ALL YOU DUMBFUCKS OUT THERE. EAT POO!
30.) Have you ever stolen anything from your friends? - yes.. BUT ITS TO HELP HIM! IM A GOOD GUY! YOU CAN ASK HIM YOURSELF.
31.) Have you ever been to jail? - NO.. as i said .. IM A GOOD GUY!
32.) Should you have?: - NO! LIKE I SAID. IM A GOOD GUY!
32.) Do you like the taste of beer? - No. I HATE THE TASTE OF BEER. but i still love drinking....
33.) When you see a car accident, do you slow down and try to see?: - I wouldnt waste my time.
34.) Have you ever died or killed someone in a dream?: - I've DIED lotsa times. I AM A GOOD GUY I DONT KILL!
35.) Have you ever given to charity? - Yes...
36.) Would you kill a dog for $1000?: - NO. FUCK ALL YOU WHO SAY YES. i know the answer sounds fake. but i'd never kill a dog man..
37.) Do you sometimes get depressed?: - all the time.
38.) Do you live with your parents? - yaaa...
39.) Do you have plans for tmrw? - no.. prolly go cycling again. oh thats a plan..
