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the aristocrat
[ about Him ]
* name gary
* age 18
* dob 21sept1987
* dateofdeath soon
Bitched on the Tuesday, December 13, 2005.
woah. Its 1 freakin day man. since i came online. well that was just now. HAHA. alright. first of all. Happy birthday man Lina. hahah. hope you enjoyed yourself. Lol.
alright. 12th Dec. We were waiting.. waiting.. waiting.. for the 3 girls Lilin, Nurul and Sam. AND BLOODY HELL. we were attacked by those donation people! OMG ATTACKED PEOPLE! ATTACKED! uh maybe not attacked. just Pestered. MY GOD. THEY WERE LIKE uh. SOMETHING THAT LIKES SOMETHING SO MUCH THAT THEY NEEDA SURROUND IT AND IRRITATE IT AND BLOODY uh. JUST KEEP WANTING IT . so after QUITE sometime. the girls came. trying to act dumb AS USUAL. =x HAHA. LOSERS. so We decided to get the present at wisma or something. but we ended up all around orchard. Firstly. we went to this duno what 21women or something. Went it there. came out in like what? 5 mins? maybe less. then we headed to topshop. haha. we were like Crowding around the "T-string" area haha. picking and choosin which "Lucky" T-string would be the one thats gonna be sticked up someone's ass. =x yea. so we got this brown one with lines across and this yellow one with a giraffe on the back of it. HAHA. how adorable. I.. ME. held the Strings. fwah. IT WAS LIKE. Everyone was staring at me. there was even this guy who stared at the Strings. then stared at me then stared at the strings again. WHAT THE HELL!? why dont he just ask where i got it from?! or am i gonna wear it?! pfft. =x alright. enough of topshop. so we paid and got the fuck out of Wisma.
Sam "Claimed" that i was hungry. although she was like. "Ya.. im kinda hungry also". =x hah. so we headed to Far east Subway. cos the girls said that they wanted the cookies. well. that was the crappiest double choc cookie i ever tasted. haha poor luke. he ordered Chicken teriyaki. but there wasnt any teriyaki sauce. he told the serving aunty person. "Why is it called chicken teriyaki when theres no Teriyaki sauce?" hahah omg lah. wth. but he still got it anyway.. HOW STUPID CAN HE GET. meh. then we went shoppin around Far east... Bloody Beng/Lians/Mats/Minahs INFESTED PLACE. eew. that place is like the Eewest place balls. MY GOD. bloody INFESTATION lah. someone call the Pest control please!. PLEASE. so we got out of that place. we headed to heerens. OMG LAH. THERE WAS SO MANY CARS. that day alone. 2 Lambos~ one on the road~ one on display. 6 PORSCHES. and A BLOODY SKYLINE. HOLY SHIT. -Drooooo........ Alright time to cut this short. gonna have a conference. so we went to heerens. Walked around. ALL AROUND. and got nothing. haha! and they were like thinking of a chinese company name. what Long NIAO what Hai Sian. hahaha. wth lah. whats with the weird names. anyway. after that.
Sam had to go meet her parents at Plaza Sing. so we walked to the mrt station. but we didnt take the train. we walked to Plaza Sing. We were like having this Burping competition in the middle of orchard. =x then we reached Plaza Sing. then we walked around barang barang. haha. they were acting as though they stayed alone in a house and was there to get some stuff. Wow....... hahahaha. then we went to Spotlight. Omg. ahahaha it was like a GAY heaven in there lar. there was those night club aunty Feathery scarf thingys. Haha. how GHEY. then we went to this place where they found this micheal jackson hat thing. and luke. started dancing after he wore the hat. as though he was Possessed by that Paedophile. then after all those fun. Sam went to meet her parents. and Ali came. so we met ali and sat down outside Delifrance. oh b4 that. we went to get a bag from Espirieeeeeeeeeeeeee(silent T) then after alllll that. we went to meet Lina at Pizza hut at novena square. hahaha. so she came, haha we thought she had cake. well. she didnt bring it. cos her sister wanted it all to herself =x haha. so we rushed all the way to Bangawan solo. where the shutter was like half shut. Haha. so i ran up.. and asked if they could still sell the cakes. well. with a reluctant face. she took out the cakes. hahaha. omg la. they like packed everything and then she had to take it allllll out again. hahahahaha. then we went back just in time for dinner. we ate ate ate ate ate. and we all were damn full.. then i duno who said.. we still have a cake.. WAH. WHAT A THING TO HEAR WHEN u're bloody full lah. =x then we ate ate ate. and couldnt finish. like DUH. then we slacked at starbucks till they closed. Haha. poor nurul and lilin. they waited for a cab for like what? 15 mins? or 20 mins? while we were sitting down enjoying ourselves =x hahah. then ali, luke, lina and me went to clarke quay to slack. EEW LA. this part is SICK. =x hahahahah. me and luke went to the swissotel Merchant court place to ask where the toilet is. so he said its at the other entrance. then we walked 1 big round.. so me and luke saw this Green Cargo stuff. with this TALLLLL ladder behind it. then the ladder was like shaking and moving around. so i was like. "luke ask that guy where the toilet is." and to our surprise. there was no 1 moving the ladder. OMG LA. we looked at each other and ran like mad. HAHAHAHAHA. OMG LAH. WE FREAKING FREAKED OUT LA. we ran and ran and ran and ran and ran. and ran. and ran somemore. and ran.. even when we entered the hotel. we were still running. hahaha. then we went out and slacked then lina went home. alright then we went home and sleep.
13th dec. we met for breakfast in the morning. they were like SOOO LATE. hahaha. then blah blah blah blah blah. we went to east coast macdonald for breakfast. hahaha.. the blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah. then we went to this BBQ pit WHERE IT WAS RAINING RED ANTS LAH. bloody shit. BLOODY BUG INFESTED PLACE. GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. infested infested infested. eew eew eew eew eew eew eew eew. HAHA. then we went to the beach. then we made this 3D names in the sand. haha they sucked at it. =x okay. then we went home.
