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the aristocrat
[ about Him ]
* name gary
* age 18
* dob 21sept1987
* dateofdeath soon
Bitched on the Thursday, September 01, 2005.
WTF lar. today is like. one of the most SUAY days in my life man. meh.
Okay. firstly. Okay. went to meet luke and faiz. all the way at downtown east. which is like what? only few km away from my house. and i got lazy. so i wanted to take a cab. Woah. holyshit. sucha freakin hot weather. almost burning man. hmm. so ok. i waited for a cab under the scorching hot sun. then this family came out and waited right infront of the carpark entrace behind me. like 5 mins after i waited. and a cab came out..nothin wrong with that.. then 10-15 mins later. this indian lady. came out. right beside me.. and crossed the road.. ok she waited there for like 5 mins. then a cab came... she got it cos she was on the other side.. still okay. So. finally after like 20 mins in the burnin sun. A CAB in sight! omg. suddenly. this INDIAN AUNTY IN WHITE CAME OUT like what? 10-15metres away from me? and flagged down the cab? WTF LARRRRRR. meh. then i waited somemore somemore and somemore. then finally a cab came... meh.. what a way to start the day..
ok 2nd incidence. luke wanted to get a cd. so we went to sembawang records in whitesands. ok. so we were lookin. and lookin. and the shop was abit squeezy. so we were standing at this corner lookin at cds. then luke and faiz was discussing. then i was behind them. so faiz was kinda blocking the way. So THIS FICKEN employee came over with a box. trying to squeeze thru. and after squeezing. he hit down the buncha cds. so i had this cup of lemon tea in my hand. i handed it to luke to help me hold it. i helped the ficken employee pick up the cd. HE FUCKING SNATCHED IT AWAY FROM ME?! wtf.? so i started tellin luke. WTF is his prob. he freakin squeezed thru and he knocked it down himself. lets go CD rama la. fucked up employee. freakin short fart. i know. i was abit harsh. but. WTF i was tryin to help. and there he was snatching the cd from me?! WTF? ok. as if i wasnt unlucky enough...
3rd incidence. Ok. we were leaving and walkin home.. so we reached this traffic light. it was already blinking. but we crossed it anyway. so it turned red man. when we were in the middle. so we hurried. then this ficken taxi driver. started horning,then he accelerated then jammed on his brakes right infront of us. then i walked faster. then when i turned back. HE FUCKIN FLIPPED OFF AT ME?! wtf? pointed a middle finger at me? and think i didnt notice? omg. shit man.
too bad for them. im gonna report! MUahahahaha! i'm evil! woo! SCREW YOU FUCKED UP RUDE EMPLOYEES. AND RUDE TAXI DRIVERS. people. his number plate was SHA1713U. muhahahahaha! ok. cheers. time to go make a report.
