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the aristocrat
[ about Him ]
* name gary
* age 18
* dob 21sept1987
* dateofdeath soon
Bitched on the Thursday, June 16, 2005.
LMAO! WAHAHAHA OMFG. TODAY WAS THE MOST HAPPENING RIDE EVER!!!!!! LOLS!!! ok.. me and luke were at our usual spot.. at the bbq pit C.. then too many Bugs flying around =x lmao. the lamppost is like INFESTED .. lols. so we left for the Spider web.. (this is all happening at pasir ris park) ok.. so we were slacking at the spider web. When this MONKEYMAN comes along *spider man theme song starts playing, only change the spider to monkey* so... he started showing off. climbing and jumping up and down.. so he was tryin to show of to us. WHAT is he!? GAY?! show off to guys?! lols. so i got bored. cos he was like right beside luke.. i climbed to the top to lie down... then i notice the Web started shaking.. he was climbing up!? OMG. Wanna ghey with me?! so i Scrambled down to where i was b4 he came up... so after awhile he left.. and me and luke were like laughin our arschs off. singing the spider man theme.. =x so these buncha bengs on their ALL COOL ALL NEW BMXS! wow! *bling bling* how Sparkling. ~ Bmx..~ how i always wanted to get ya.. psst... yeah right. hmm. ok so they were like lookin at us. staring at us.. then they called some girl or something to ask where she was.. then the girl came.. thinkin that we were her frens.. so she asked who are they? those BENGS said "aiya bu dong. paichi(retards) la" WTF?! OMFG. BITCH. MOTHER FUCKIN BITCHES. i smsed marcus.. =x lols. told him that they called us paichis.. then he called me.. askin what i mean. lmao, so i said whatever they called us la.. then he say.. if they find trouble with u all. call us. *OMG so touched. Tears* lmao. dang. sound so bengish huh. but they aint la.. just my good frens =p hmm. so after that. MORE people came down.. with those bengs.. after awhile there was like 20-25 people there.. then we heard something like.. "wa if police come we how" so i suggested to luke . that we call the police. Get them into trouble. lols. =x he was like Yeah, saying how it was Unlawful assembly.. Lols. so we went to somewhere further away. lols. we were like discussing how and what to say to the police.. lols.. finally he called 100 to get the number for pasir ris neighbourhood police post. lols. after that.. we went off to the pavillion to sit.. lols.. bout 10 mins later.. they ARRIVED! wow. lmao. thats quick. lols. but how dumb can they get?! turning on the lights. Lols. we turned to look. as soon as the police came out. the BENGS were like. MATA AH ZHAO! lmao! SO CRIMEWATCH! OMG! wwahahahaha. then the police shouted. HEY STOP RIGHT THERE!. lols. as if they would stop. =\ hmm. so after that. MORE AND MORE POLICE CARS CAME. THERE were a TOTAL OF 5 COPCARS! LMAO. hmm then after that. They started Spreading like Monkeys " quoted frm luke" Lmao! wahahahaha. aiya.. then no show to watch alreadys... =\ i doubt they caught anyone.. damn.. BOOO. SEE LAR STUPID TURN ON THE LIGHTS.. DUNNO HOW TO JUST PARK IN THE CARPARK AND WALK THERE?! lols. who cares. Damn BMXERS. sprinted off. boo. ghey. lols. after that the police started searching the sand and grass.. cos luke said that they seemed to have pen knives. Lols. cos we heard the *krak krak* sound. hahaha.. hmm. soon after we rode off la.. nothing to do.. DAMN we saw the buncha girls walk off.. FUCK. shud have ran to the police and tell them. Lols =x
